peach94:

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

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trust:

still wondering how they made this movie

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andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

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heartbreaks:

*lies in the sun for 5 mins*

wheres my tan

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meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

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